Some haiku for you (so don't be blue... and tie your shoe)

Chew, chew, chew
Your eyes are so big
Stomach's not

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I smiled in your eyes
Reflecting my love for you
You smiled back in mine

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Avoid disaster
Use your turn signal, you jerk
You won't see me rage

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Tired, so sleepy
I must stop dreaming so hard
Eyes too tired to shut

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I write rhymes
Ain't pimpin' the words
Ho-etry