Is there a job anywhere out there?

Most people would kill to have the summer off. I used to be one. Yeah, it's nice getting up whenever, catching some rays, and staying up all night, but crap, this has gotten ridiculous!

Seeing as that every single job opportunity that comes my way has run into a glitch, I've taken that as a sign to get my book out there. It's nice, because I am passionate about my book - and how many people actually believe in their work product as much as I do?

Okay, probably more than I give credit for...

Nonetheless, marketing "Cancerboy" has been fun, interesting, yet somewhat frustrating.

See, I get tons of ideas, but when it actually comes to talking to someone about my book, I get embarrassed and nervous (watch me sweat!). For those of you who read the book, I explain this concept through the "claustrophobic magnification of the spotlight".

Someone told me, though, that I simply need to re-align my thinking. Instead of making it (and the spotlight) about me, make it about the book. Seeing as that I truly believe in my book and the good it can do in the world, that shouldn't be a problem. Weird thing, though... the book IS about me! Oy!

Anyhow, I've been pushing and pushing to get this book out, but I feel like I'm starting to burn out. I need a shot in the arm... something big to happen.

So Oprah, Lance, when you're done reading this, give me a call. Don't be afraid to leave a message... I might be out on the deck getting some sun.

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