What's that smell??!

Oh, it's testosterone!

With football and hockey right around the corner, I just can't wait!

Over the past 10-15 years, I've come to love these sports. There's nothing like getting the guys together for the fantasy football draft, or to watch a great college football rivalry on the big screen.

There's also something pretty damn cool about being at a bar on a Sunday afternoon with your mother and her boyfriend, and your mom screaming at the big screen: "Hit him! HIT HIM!!" while clenching her fists so tight she draws blood...

She is, after all, the 2004/2005 office football queen!

And I guarantee you that I'm not the only one who has high hopes for the Lions this year! Whether it's Joey or Jeff winging the pigskin, I don't care... gimme victory, or at least a lot of fantasy points!!

Now hockey is gonna be weird. I really hope that it's able to survive the BS from this past year. When the baseball players struck in 1995, it really pissed me off. Ever since, I've had a hard time getting back into baseball.

But screw that, I'm ready for HOCKEY! Big names are moving all over the place. It'll be nice to see some teams that have been regularly beaten up (Panthers, Oilers, Penguins) show some muscle again.

I'm sorry, I just can't get into basketball. Houston did that to me. I'm not even a fairweather fan. So finally... the real winter sport is back.

Rock on, brothers!

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