Don't you wish that sometimes you could just plug into someone else's head and share certain experiences with them without having to explain it?

This happened to me a couple of times today. The first was during my interview. I am so positive that I am the right person for the job - a perfect fit, that I wanted the interviewer to understand as implicitly as I do!

Without such an ability to do something like this, the interviewer could fall under the evil spell of some bs'er who has no understanding of the job at all - and that just can't happen this time!

A couple of other instances came while consoling friends. I just wish I could have plugged into them to help them understand that things will work out... or hell, maybe they could have helped ME understand that!

Arsenio Hall had his "things that make you say 'hmmmm...'". There's no reason I can't have "things that make you say 'what the f--- is he talking about?'"

Cripes, I need a job. Anyone? Anyone?

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